Cosmopolitan Magazine’s list of 2013’s Hottest Hockey Players is out, and once again Ricci Wuz Robbed. OK, apparently, they actually limit the list to current players. Like Mike Green of the Washington Capitals and Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators, who make the list again. (When a player drops off the list, like Zach Parise and Kris Versteeg have, does that indicate a precipitous decline in hotness?) There are some things the list captures well. Like, apparently, its praise for Marc Methot’s back end , based on this assessment from Psycho Lady Hockey. (“A certain Marc Methot has a butt that won’t quit! I had to restrain myself from pulling the old pass-n-squeeze as he lingered next to our table.”) Ah, but there are some truly ridiculous selections and explanations as well. Here are five of them …

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